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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

First PB, SLIME, and EVERYTHING ELSE!!!

UGH!!!  OMG!!!  Let me give you a Simile (eng teacher...comparing 2 things using like or as):   Getting stuck the first time and doing all of the above, sliming, PBing and throwing up looks and looks/feels LIKE......
                                                               

Are those enough visuals????  That SUCKED!!!!  It is like a first time Mom who asks when will I know I am in labor????  Everyone tells her, You'll know.....A first time bander who asks how will I know if I'm stuck????  YOU WILL KNOW!!!!
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  1. EricaMarch 20, 2012 at 12:49 PM

    LOL! I am sorry to laugh but lord knows I have been stuck many times and that slime is no joke! :(

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    1. Banded With FavorMarch 20, 2012 at 8:27 PM

      We have to find the humor in it though don't we!!! Lesson learned!!

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  2. stephaneeMarch 20, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that. I dread my "first time." lol

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    1. Banded With FavorMarch 20, 2012 at 8:26 PM

      Yay...it is dreadful...not encouraging Or helpful at all...I know, so sorry to be blunt but dreadful would define it!!! Thankfully it was a short episode I could not imagine hours of that...no thank you!!!

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  3. Holly from 300 Pounds DownMarch 20, 2012 at 5:33 PM

    Great analogy. YOu're right! It is so much like that. Very hard to explain until it happens to you!!

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    1. Banded With FavorMarch 20, 2012 at 8:23 PM

      I figured eventually it would happen, and I would be ready....NOT!!! Reminded me so much about labor...there only 2 ways that baby is coming out...neither one pleasurable did it both ways...there are only 2 ways your getting unstuck!!! Neither one pleasurable...throw it up or let it painfully and agonizingly work it's way down...I feel ill just remembering!!

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  4. AmyMarch 20, 2012 at 7:53 PM

    the first time SUCKS...I cried my eyes out during and after. you learn, though.....you learn VERY fast.

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    1. Banded With FavorMarch 20, 2012 at 8:02 PM

      Oh so fast Amy!!! You should have seen me eat dinner!!! Slow slow slow....chew chew chew!!! ;)

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  5. jennxazMarch 21, 2012 at 7:31 AM

    I was pleasantly surprised that with a PB you don't have the smelly bile or acidity at least!

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    1. Banded With FavorMarch 23, 2012 at 9:36 PM

      I was just surprised!!! Felt like a mother bird feeding her babies!!! Yuck!!

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  6. MandaPandaMarch 22, 2012 at 7:32 AM

    Welcome to the Club that no one wants to be a member of! LOL! I agree with Jenn, at least it tastes exactly the same coming up as it did going down.

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    1. Banded With FavorMarch 23, 2012 at 9:34 PM

      No doubt Manda about wanting to be a member!!! Love the "banded" club...not a fan of that "stuck" business!!!;)

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  7. AndreaMarch 26, 2012 at 10:48 AM

    Haha, great advice! You will definitely know it. It's the worst feeling!

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