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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

First PB, SLIME, and EVERYTHING ELSE!!!

UGH!!!  OMG!!!  Let me give you a Simile (eng teacher...comparing 2 things using like or as):   Getting stuck the first time and doing all of the above, sliming, PBing and throwing up looks and looks/feels LIKE......
                                                               

Are those enough visuals????  That SUCKED!!!!  It is like a first time Mom who asks when will I know I am in labor????  Everyone tells her, You'll know.....A first time bander who asks how will I know if I'm stuck????  YOU WILL KNOW!!!!

13 comments:

  1. LOL! I am sorry to laugh but lord knows I have been stuck many times and that slime is no joke! :(

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    1. We have to find the humor in it though don't we!!! Lesson learned!!

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  2. Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that. I dread my "first time." lol

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    1. Yay...it is dreadful...not encouraging Or helpful at all...I know, so sorry to be blunt but dreadful would define it!!! Thankfully it was a short episode I could not imagine hours of that...no thank you!!!

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  3. Great analogy. YOu're right! It is so much like that. Very hard to explain until it happens to you!!

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    1. I figured eventually it would happen, and I would be ready....NOT!!! Reminded me so much about labor...there only 2 ways that baby is coming out...neither one pleasurable did it both ways...there are only 2 ways your getting unstuck!!! Neither one pleasurable...throw it up or let it painfully and agonizingly work it's way down...I feel ill just remembering!!

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  4. the first time SUCKS...I cried my eyes out during and after. you learn, though.....you learn VERY fast.

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    1. Oh so fast Amy!!! You should have seen me eat dinner!!! Slow slow slow....chew chew chew!!! ;)

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  5. I was pleasantly surprised that with a PB you don't have the smelly bile or acidity at least!

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    1. I was just surprised!!! Felt like a mother bird feeding her babies!!! Yuck!!

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  6. Welcome to the Club that no one wants to be a member of! LOL! I agree with Jenn, at least it tastes exactly the same coming up as it did going down.

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    1. No doubt Manda about wanting to be a member!!! Love the "banded" club...not a fan of that "stuck" business!!!;)

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  7. Haha, great advice! You will definitely know it. It's the worst feeling!

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